we’re at this stage of quarantine where my dad is sticking a chopstick up a duck’s ass and blowing into it w a straw

top 3 from future nostalgia???

online classes are actually the worst it’s only the third day and i wanna shoot myself

avocado toast with kimchi is my new obsession

oh look at me being active for one (1) day, two days before i have to go back to school for the second semester 

hey where do y’all buy jeans that r cute and good quality but affordable

why did my friend post this ugly photo of me i hate my face in photos so much

not me getting anxious about getting to school early so i can see redacted for 5 seconds then not even saying hi to him bc i don’t wanna look like im looking for him and that i get anxious about getting to school early just so i can see him for 5 seconds you kno  .

fuck having a cr*sh is dumb dumb. im just studying french and im studying physical descriptions and it lists these hair colors and then i start thinking about his hair and how soft it looks . what the fuck

why is this loser absent again :(

i made banana bread and realized after it finished baking that i forgot to put baking soda

stupid cute boy ruined my grand scheme to get his number by being absent!

me: i won’t think about my crush today

my subconscious: fuck it i’ll do it myself

yesterday my crush was sitting across the cafeteria from me in a spot perfect for me to stare at him but today i got lunch and came back and he was,, gone. i’m Sad